one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
every fanfiction ever
- Girl: sorry i didnt mean to bump into you!
- Celebrity: thats fine hey you're cute can i have your number and you can come on tour with me
(via klainebros)
Song 1 of the lip sync battle with Jimmy Fallon
(via coppertone-baby)
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Darren Criss.
“Hey, sis! What’s up?
“Sis? This is Benedict.”“Mom, can you pick me up?”
“Mom? It’s Misha.”
“Dad, where are you?”
“Ehehehehehhe”
notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call
Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^


